LaMoore Christmas 2014

I love our family time together! Here were some of this year's gems (that I caught):

"The pun density is off the charts!"
- Nick, referring to the Guillotine card game, which has a subtitle of "The revolutionary card game where you win by getting a head."

"Viv cooked. There's no salmonella and no smoke detector."
- Nick

"He's a useful thing to have around."
- Ally, referring to Nick (before Lindsay's brakes were actually fixed . . . )

"I want the brown one. No, not Nick's. The cute brown one."
- Stacie, choosing a LaMoore exchange gift from the pile

"It's hard because I have a coat on."
- Viv

"I have a coat AND a penis."
- Mike
They were using the weighted hula hoop out on the patio, and may have been imbibing a bit, too . . .

I'm sure there were many other funny moments that I didn't write down. And I went to bed before the dance-off, but Jeff G won (of course!). Merry Christmas, all.

LaMoore Christmas Quotes 2010

"I even brought one bra!" - Del
"I feel sexy in my long johns." - Jeanne
"That's a really good idea that you had, Del." - Viv
"I really like that weapon." - Del, referring to the flour sifter
"I could even make this recipe!" - Viv
"I'm thirty seconds from perfection." - Del
"You know who that is? That's G.I. Jeff!" - Jeff G.
"_________ / Everybody likes me more than they like you." - various people
"Mom, if there's ever a zombie apocalypse, you're going to thank me." - Charlie to Viv